Guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess! - Spongebob SquarepantIsn't this great Squidward?Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. - Spongebob Squarepants
You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think? - Patrick
Lets get naked! - Patrick
I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. - Mr. Krabs
Oh, barnacles! - Spongebob Squarepants
Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter! - Spongebob Squarepants
Next, I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick! - Squidward
Rectangles! - Patrick
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! - Spongebob Squarepants
Can't have dirty garbage! - Spongebob Squarepants
This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color. - Squidward
I can't see my forehead! - Patrick
My ice cream! It's alive! - Patrick
Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today! - Spongebob Squarepants
Did I? Did I Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon? - Spongebob Squarepants
Moss always points to civilization. - Spongebob Squarepants
We'd better do what he says, he knows how to grow food. - Patrick
Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. - Squidward
You can't fool me. I listen to public radio! - Squidward
Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, I'll get the funnel! - Spongebob SquarepantsI just thought of something even funnier than 24... 25! - Spongebob Squarepants
Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face. - Spongebob Squarepants
Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material. - Spongebob Squarepants
You tell 'em, SpongeBob! - Patrick
I'm so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. - Spongebob Squarepants
Insurance is what I need for a Crabby Patty - Patrick
Sponge, I'm a big man. A big, big man! - Patrick
Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. - Patrick
Insurance is what I need for a Crabby Patty - Patrick
Lol!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI luv SONGEBOB!!
ReplyDeleteknock knock
ReplyDeletewhos there?
me!!!
haha
we luv spongebob he iz fabalus
we even stopd our work in english 2 leave this comment so feel priveliged!
p.s. spongebob is gr8
sponge bob is FAB
ReplyDelete4Life
lv jodz x x x x x x x
hahahhaha.. man that as funny.. i stil ant stop laughung!!!
ReplyDeleteSPONGEBOB ROCKS!!!! LOL
ReplyDeletei <3 spongebob and patrick!!!
ReplyDeletei just can't get enough of them!!
who couldn't love them...
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK ROK MY SOX!!!
ReplyDeletewell maybe it is stupid!
ReplyDeletebut its also dumb!
- Patrick
spongebob sure can soak up a lot of laughs. Someone better ring him out!
ReplyDeleteRun Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma! - Spongebob Squarepants
ReplyDeleteI am spongebobs #1 fan and no can say otherwise!!!-SL
ReplyDeletei ent bein stupid but if u think u r spongebobs #1 fan then check this out i have : a spongebob bedroom (walls and carpet and curtains), cutlery, plates, cups, bowls, bedcovers, pyjamas, clothes, socks, shoes and gloves, scarfs hats coats and lots of toys of spongebob!
ReplyDeletei am not lying!
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!
ReplyDeleteYeah spongebob... gotta love him.
ReplyDeleteI own 17 dvd's of it plus the movie.
I have a whole book of the quotes.
Patrick: *GASP* Did you see my underwear?!
Mermaid Princess: No.
Patrick: Did you want to....?
i love spongebob. he is awesome and amazing.!
ReplyDeletearianna, 13 yearss
he is so hilarious...
ReplyDeleteHas anyone else memorized the FUN Song (both Spongebob's and Plankton's version) as well as the Campfire Song?
ReplyDeleteFavorite episodes??
Mine = Sodadrink Hat (i think thats the name)
Squird: stopbreathing on me. I'm Claustraphobic
ReplyDeleteParick: whay's that?
sponge: It means he's afraid of santa claus.
Pat: HO ho Ho Ho
Sponge: Stop it patric! you're scaring him.
I LIKE MAYO!!!!!
ReplyDeletehere's another Spongebob Squarepants Quote... "Liar, Liar. Plants for Hire." -Patrick.
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS FREAKIN FUNNYYY!!
ReplyDeleteSPONGEBOBZZ MA HERO!
Spongebob:Squidward is my best friend in the world! Squidward is my best friend in the sea! Squidward--
ReplyDeletePatrick:Likes Patrick more than Spongebob
Spongebob:And Patrick is a stinky, dirty, rotten, friend-stealer!!!
Hahaha
ReplyDeleteSquidward: Patrick, would you not stand so close, i'm claustrophobic...
Patrick: what does that mean??
Spongebob: That means he afraid of Santa clause..
Patrick: (jingle bells) Ho Ho Ho!
Spongebob: Stop that your scaring him!!!!!
here is some good ones: patrick- i thought genius live in a lamp: spongebob-im a goofy goober: and my favorite:spongebob-patrick, you dont need a license to drive a sandwich
ReplyDeletespongebob is amazing!!!
Patrick: "Liar, liar, plants for hire!"
ReplyDeleteSpongebob: "It's pants on fire, Patrick.
Patrick: "Well you would know.....liar."
lol!
I know soooooooo many spongebob quotes!!!
Patrick and Spongebob are watching Sandy's pets.
Patrick: *whistles at the bird*
Spongebob: Wow, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.
Patrick: No, Spongebob, that's Italian.
...
Sandy: This here's my cricket. (the cricket makes noises) He's saying hello to you. Ain't he cute?
Spongebob: Sorry, I don't speak Italian.
I remembered that all by me onesy and haven't watched the episode in a long time :)
Squidward:"Good for you? That thing is a heart attack on a bun!"
Patrick: When in doubt, pinky out!
CHOCLATE! CHOCLATE! CHOCLATE!!!!!
TECHNIQUE, TECHNIQUE, TECHNIQUE!!!!!
Patrick: Ahahahaha! It's a giraffe!
One of my favorite-est favorites:
"Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret, is secretly telling someone your secret! Thereby secretly adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets...secretly."
I really like the one with Patrick being a dirty rotten friend stealer too, but that one was already taken :)
I LOVE Spongebob!! Personally, I think that right after the "Spongebob Meets the Strangler" and "Pranks a Lot" episode, the show went into a sort of Dark Age when the new shows weren't nearly as good as they used to be. After a couple years they got better, but they still aren't the same as they used to be... sigh.
ReplyDeleteHere's one I like:
ReplyDeleteSpongebob: Bye Squidward, Bye Mr.Krabs.... Bye squidward.
Patrick: U said Bye Squidward twice.
Spongebob: I like Squidward.
"I can't see my forehead!"
alex amd i love spongebob!! he is our angel!
ReplyDeleteeveryone knows the best episode is the wishing well one.
ReplyDeleteuhh.. Patrick could you not get so close to me? I'm kind of chlostrophobic. -Squidward.
What's chlostrophobic!? -Patrick
I think it means you're afraid of Santa Clause -Spongebob
HO HO HO! -Patrick
I AM SPONGEBOB+PATRICKS's BIGGEST FAN!
ReplyDeletei have watched each on the episodes at least 4 times!
i love the episode called ' stolen identity!'
FUNNY
spongebob+patrick are my heros!
Spongebob rawks!
ReplyDeleteAfter reading most of the quotes from SpongeBob Squarepants, I suddenly realized these were sentences never spoken before during the entire history of human language until they were used on this cartoon. Amazing!
ReplyDeleteSpongebob and Patrick for Oscars!!! Gotta love 'em!!!
ReplyDeleteSpongebob: Tisk, Tisk, Sandy that has got to be your worst disguise yet.
ReplyDeleteSandy: No Spongebob, this is!(Holds up a squirrel mask)
HA!!!!
Haha.
ReplyDeleteI'M A GOOFY GOOBER!
Rock! xD
what did she call me? handsome but she spelt it wrong!
ReplyDeletei think the best episode is "Band Geeks" i love the singing part.. :)
ReplyDelete"it feels like someone wants to SELL ME SOMETHING!!!!"-spongebob
ReplyDeleteI have a few:
ReplyDeleteKrabs: Boy, I’m worried that… (muffled talking)
Sp: I’m sorry, Mr. Krabs. Uh, could you run that by me again?
Krabs: Sure. I said I’m worried
that… (muffled talking)
Sp: That’s what I thought you said. Now let me offer this as a rebuttal. AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Sp: Are you feelin’ it now, Mr. Krabs?
Pat: I’m feelin’ it SpongeBob!
Sp: Patrick, that’s not a ride!
Fish: Get off of me!
Sp: Sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won’t be a distraction to you.
Fish: Not at all, boy. (*Sniffs*) DEEUUUUAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"-Patrick (the marching band ep.)
ReplyDeleteit was funny on the secret box episode when spongebob takes the box and runs with that REALLY funny face then bounces of patricks stomach :DDD lmfaoooo !
ReplyDeleteLOVE that sponge!
ReplyDeleteLove the episode with the Orb of Confusion!
ReplyDeleteSquidward... I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! -Spongebob
ReplyDeleteXD
come on! am i the only one who likes the episode "idiot box"
ReplyDeletewhere they get that huge tv box and play in it?
"Imagination!"
:)
that is my all time favorite episode.
i think the best episode is the one that a paper can do anything with spongebob...
ReplyDeleteIf you believe in yourself, and with a tiny pinch of magic, all you dreams will come true. - Spongebob
ReplyDeleteSquidward! Your elbows in my ribs. -Patrick
hehe Spongebob is the best ever!!!!!! the new ones are great... but the originals are here forever and ever.
ReplyDelete<3
always in everyone's heart
XD
it sounds cheesy, but it's true!!!!
i lool spongebob squarepants
ReplyDeleteayeee!!
i love gary to!!!
godbless!!
chupakkso_0
:)
Giant Krabby Patty: Just remeber, I'll always be with you (points to SB's chest) right here.
ReplyDeleteSB: In my heart?
Giant Krabby Patty: No. In your arteries. (disappears)
HA!
what episode was the "i can't see my forehead" quote from?
ReplyDeletePatrick: what is that stench?
ReplyDeleteAn:that patrick is the stench of discovery
patrick- RECTANGLES
ReplyDeleteI bet you when im 54 im still going to be watching spongebob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete"Table for Hominah? I Can seat you immediately!"
ReplyDelete"Composite materials (composite materials)... Next Question ( next question)"
"wee-woo, wee-woo, wee-woo WEE-WOO WEE-WOOO WEE-WOO!!!"
" Hiiiii Kevin"
"And the walls will ooze green slime! Oh wait no they always do that"
"Hey Mr. Krabs you're getting all sweaty again"
"I know of a place where no one gets harmed, a magical place, with magical charm. Indoors, indoors, INDOOOOOOORS! Take it away Penny!" "That Penny has the most beautiful voice"
"Hey all you people, hey all you people won't you listen to me. I just had a sandwhich, no ordinary sandwich, but a sandwich filled with jellyfih jellyyy. Hey man u've got to try this sanwich its no ordinary sandwich its the tastiest sandwich in the sea"
"Mr. Krabs! I have an ideeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa"
"sounds like a lot of HOOPLAH"
"It's not like someone's going to bring you happiness on a silver platter... ooh cookie!"
" Well she is graceful and majestic. maybe i'll call her Grace, or Majesty... or Debbie"
"Hey Patrick what am i?"
"uhh stupid?"
"no im Texas, what's the difference?"
*I obviously watch a lot of Spongebob lol*
i love spongbob he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid I? Did I Patrick?
ReplyDeleteOr did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon??
You're good! You're good! Don't worry capin' we'll buff out those scratches!
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!
:D
I love spongebob!
Although i feel that the jokes are kinda forced in the new episodes-
especially in 'the big one'
but the classics are ze best :]
erin loves SB :D
ReplyDeletePatrick: Oooh!(picking up a torn up umbrella)
ReplyDeleteKrabs: Ah, that belonged to a great queen patrick.
Patrick: I'll take it! How much is it?
Krabs: $2.00!
Patrick: I only have 5..
Krabs: Ok...5!
"who put you on the planet?"~Spongebob and, later, Squilliam Fancyson
ReplyDeletegoodmorning world and all who inhabit it!
ReplyDeletei cant stop laughing :D
ReplyDeletei so so love Spongebob Squaerpants :D
i can basically relate any real life situation to a quote in spongebob haha
ReplyDeletei love spongebob its like the best show ever!!!!!
ReplyDeleteive been watching it since i cn rememberrrr!!!!!!!
I<3sPoNgEbObSqArEpAnTs!
Man Ray - Hello sir, is this your ID
ReplyDeletePatrick - Ah why yes it is!!
Man Ray - I found your ID in this wallet, so this must be your wallet.
Patrick - Makes sense to me
Man Ray - Then why don't you take your wallet?
Patrick - That's not my wallet
(rage)
"Look Squidward, the sky had a baby!" -Spongebob Squarepants
ReplyDeleteLater.....
"Look Spongebob, the sky had a baby!"-Patrick Star
In the episode when the KK goes on a 24 hour shift because plankten went 23 and sponge bob started losing his mind and all. he said something to a kraby patty in the beginning. something bout him being complete and loving it.. if u have the full quote it would be the greatest thing if u would email me at Blackwell.Cameron@gmail.com grasias yo muy agradecerás. thank you I'm very thankful.
ReplyDeletethe best thing about knowing a secret is secretly telling someone your secret secretley to add to ther secrets cullecshun !!
ReplyDeletespongeBob is my daughter most fav tv show, and in second, my husband and i also a big fan of him ^^
ReplyDeleteDid you set it to wumbo?
ReplyDeleteWhat about in the episod wiv mermaid mans belt PATRICK says -I wumbo, u wumbo, he, she , we WUMBO!
ReplyDeletesO FUNNY 'CUS HE PUTS STRESS ON THE LAST 'WUMBO@
"imaginationnnn!!!!!!" ~spongebob
ReplyDelete"pinhead your time is up!"
"who you calling pinhead?"~ sb + pat
"my namez... not... rick!" ~pat
"ill have you know i stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and i only cried for 20 min" ~spongebob
"bye squidward! bye mr krabs! bye squidward"
"you said squidward twice"
"i like squidward" ~sb + pat
sounds like a lotta HOOPLA!!! ahaha, poop-people eat our patties
ReplyDeleteSpongebob is sooooo hilarious i love him so much there is never a moment im not laughing when i watch the show!!!
ReplyDeleteSpongeBob: What do you usually do when I’m gone?
ReplyDeletePatrick: Wait for you to come back.
SPONGEBOB: Thats it Patrick!! We're gonna be entrepreneurs!!
ReplyDeletePATRICK: Is that gonna hurt?
F is for friends who do stuff together
ReplyDeleteU is for you an me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the big blue sea!!!
SpOnGeBoB is soOoOoOoOo AWESOME!! I love Spongebob he is so funny, ive been watching the show ever since it came out in 1999. Patrick is also so funny!! He might be the funnyest EVER!!!!!!! I LOVE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, PATRICK STARR, SQUIDWARD TENTICLES, EUGENE KRABS, SANDY CHEEKS AND PLANKTON!!!!!!! and everyone elce!!
ReplyDeleteI aM sPoNgEbObS nUmBeR oNe FaN!!
Patrick: the problem is that you have it on M for Mermaid man. you need to switch it to W for Wumbo!
ReplyDeleteSpongebob: i dont think that wumbo is a word, patrick.
Partick: you know, like i wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, wumbo...wumbology? the study of wumbo??? this is first grade spongebob!!
lol i study wumbology! :3
P.S i hope to marry spongebob... :p
SpongeBob is amazing :D
ReplyDeletewe are in our computer networking smart class reading spongebob quotes.. BAHAHAH. i love lifee.
ReplyDelete*confession time*
ReplyDeleteSquidward: 'Spongebob, I actually DO like you!'
Spongebob: 'Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!'
"Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me! Said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see! Jumped out of bed and I ran outside, feeling so extra extratified. It's the best day everrrrr!! It's the best day everrrrr!! It's the best day everrrr!!"
ReplyDeleteLove this song ^_^
OMJ, my 12 year old cousin doesn't like Spongebob!!!!! SHE'S NUTS!!!
"Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! ~Bye Squidward~"
"You said 'Bye Squidward' twice"
"I like Squidward"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! Favorite quote of all time!! Along with \/
"Alright folks! This one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world! Patrick, and this big peanut guy! It's a little ditty called 'WAAAIIITTTEEERRR!!!!'"
<3 Spongebob!!!!!
Anyone who's not a fan, doesn't have a life!! :) haha
Ahahah, spongebob movie :
ReplyDeleteSpongebob-Listen junior, you caught me in a good mood today so we are gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, so you wont have to feel the wrath of our mustaches!
Dennis- You mean these? I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck on your lip from lunchtime.
Spongeob- So...they were fake?
Dennis- Of course they were fake! This is what a REAL mustache looks like! HUUAH!
Patrick- Is he a mermaid?
Hahahah! I love spongebob (:
spongebob.... i love him!!!!!! i love the krusty krab pizza song! "sb-whoo! its for the customer!!!! squidward-who cares about the customer!!!!!! sb-i do!!! squidward- well i don't!! sb- huuuuh!!!!!!!!!!! squidward..." oh yeaaahhhhh!!!!!! you should watch me and my bff watch the spongebob movie! sadly, they changed the person who made them, so they suck now..:(
ReplyDeletethe problem is, you have it switched on "M" for "mini".. when it should be switched to "W" for wombo! - Patrick
ReplyDeleteOhhhh east? i thought you said weast! (Patrick) .. thats WEST, patrick (Mr. Krabs)
First this pickle was in a jar....and now its in a jar again!!!
ReplyDelete-Patrick
i luv spongebob
takin out the trash...at nite... - Spongebob
ReplyDeletelove that one!
"Jimmy: Hey, SpongeBob! You've gotta try this, man! We finally got enough people for a 7 mile spanking machine! (goes under, people start spanking his butt) Ha, ouch! Ha, ouch! Ha, ouch!
ReplyDeleteSpongeBob: (screams, running to his house)
Squidward: Is this where the line starts? "
" I DONT WANT TO FACE MY FEARS!...IM AFRAID OF THEM!" --SPONGEBOB
ReplyDeletelets gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song! our c - a -m-p-f-i-r-e song and if you dont think we can sing it faster then your wrong but it will help if you just sing along
ReplyDeleteDom dom dom...
(repeating c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song x2)
...
i cant be bothered to do the rest
LOl... I have spongebob pajamies lol my favorite has to be this one
ReplyDeletePatrick: Uhh Spongebob i think I broke my bottom
Spongebob: (laugh) Patrick your a card
Patrick: No really look
Spongebob:patrick i dont think--ohhh...
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Patrick:Aghh... Much betta
Spongebob: I think you should see a doctor Patrick
Patrick; I can't my job doesn't provide me with health insurence
Spongebob:what job is that?
Patrick: Exactly
HAHAHA....Love spongie! Everyone says I am way to old to be watching Spongebob...but it's just too good! The quotes are classic!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll guaruntee I'll still be watching it when my hairs all grey and I'm retired.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love spongebob so frieken much.you have no idea.seen every episode.and same as JULIA A.love her 2. She is a die hard fan.EVERYSINGLE THING I SAY IS SPONGEBOB i even sleep like he does and laugh the same.you have no idea
ReplyDeleteBIGGESTT SPONGEBOBB FANN EVERRR :D
ReplyDeleteOne of my fave ep. is Shanghai! lol...
ReplyDeleteSpongebob- Look squidward the sky had a baby!
I know some more.
Spongebob- i wonder if Mr.Krabs likes Karake...
Mr. Krabs- ACHNELOGGH!!!!
Spongebob- can u teach me how to tie my shoes.
Fish- uhhhhh... fins...
Spongebob- can u teach me how to tie my shoes.
Eel- I wish but sadly im just an eel.
Spongebob- can u teach me how to tie my shoes...
(whale blows spongebob out in sky.)
Spongebob- can u teach me how to tie my shoes.
Painting- i be just a paintin' of a head.
Patrick- Lets take the mirror test.
(patrick takes out a mirror.)
Spongebob- (waves)hi
Sponges mirror image- gag! mirror cracks
Patrick-uuuuglyyyy...
Patrick-i bet there is no line at the snak bar...................................................................hello... helllooo!
Patrick- being ugly isn't a phase!!!!
LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT!!!!
Patrick- ouch.. I think i broke my bottom.
Sponebob-Patrick maybe u should get that looked at...
Patrick- he should go to the great beyond...
Spongebob- Say that again.
Patrick- that again
Spongebob- no the other thing
Patrick- no the other thing
Spongebob- no what u said before when u...
Patrick-no what u said before when u...
Spongebob- Nevermind i got an idea.
Patrick-Nevermind i got an idea.
Spongebob- ...
Spongebob- wow this place is a mess!
Gary- meow.
Spongebob- Oh since last New Years party huh?
Spongebob- now giant gobs of gum... WHAT NEXT???
Patrick- UPSIE WUPSI, DOWNSI WOWNSI
Patrick- AHHHHGGGGGGG! (puts mouth to camera)
Elder fish- thats disgusting.
Spongebob- you cant rush perfection!
Squidward- im not rushing perfection, im rushing u!!!
Larry- smell that? thats adreniline! [sniff sniff] Spongebob i don't smell any adreniline on you.
Spongebob- Uh... im hungry... VERY HUNGRYHEHE!!! (crying voice)
Patrick- Uh... me to!!!
Larry- maybe i should stop making people smell me...
Spongebob- you mad to patrick.
Patrick- YAH!
Spongebob- why are you mad?
Patrick- I CAN'T SEE MY FOREHEAD!
Spongebob- im mad cuz nobody belives i have a good idea.
Patrick- Oh me too. INFLATABLE PANTS!!!
Patrick- we need to look deep inside ourselves to fix our problems.
Spongebob- Im scared!
Patrick- WELL IM GOIN' IN FOR YA!
(Patrick steps inside spongebob.)
[Spongebob gets big and fat.]
Patrick- oh sorry... STUPID INFLATABLE PANTS!!!
well thats alot of quotes i can remember for right now. LUV YA SPONGIE!!!
Mini Squidward's CUstomer: HEre is A 300$ TIppy Dippy for you little wittle fellow hellow
ReplyDeleteahaha !!
ReplyDeletelove lots ..
i really love him.
he is the greatest man !
SPONGEBOB FEVER 4ever !
i watch him evry sat and sun ..
also when i get bored and no classes .
let's praise Spongebob .. :D
-> gayle .
i luv him .
ReplyDeleteyo dude spongebob is like my favorite little square dude ever............................................................................................................EVER I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
ReplyDelete"No, this is Patrick."
Hangs up. Ring.
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
"...Nooooo, this is Patrick." Frowning. Hangs up. Ring.
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
"NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!" Slams down phone. LOL
You think you're spongebob's number one fan? I got the whole sponge!
ReplyDeletespongebob is the king of funny sponges. i like the episode with the magic conche shell!!! lol!!!
ReplyDeleteis mayonnaise an instrument?
ReplyDeletelol i love band geeks! it's the best episode!!
i love patrick star!! :D
ReplyDeleteDarn I like the funnel-Spongebob Squarepants
ReplyDeleteIs mayonnaise an instrument?-Patrick
People talk loud when they wanna smart right?-squidward
CORRECT!!!!!!!-plankton
is this when we start kicking-Patrick
One of my favorites is the "Sea Bear" episode:
ReplyDelete"That was an OVAL! It has to be a CIRCLE!"
Squidward:"What did I do wrong now?" Spongebob:"Nothing. I think he just doesn't like you."
Patrick:"Try being someone else!"
Spongebob u rock no one will ever change that ur so much f.u.n.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)! : D.! XD!
ReplyDeleteGARY YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!! From the episode "Dying for Pie"
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Spongebob is the best shoe ever i love him, and all his character friends!!!!! GO SPONGEBOB GO SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO HAHA<3
ReplyDeletewaaaaa!!! haha..i really love patrick...^^ i almost f0rgot to do my report! naaaaaa!! haha..--pink! <3
ReplyDeleteawww, i love spongebob <3
ReplyDeletei mean, the new episodes are pretty cool,
but the classics will always be the best <3
' you dont need a license to drive a sandwich '
haha, spongebob is legendary : )
"Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are." - Patrick. :)
ReplyDelete"Squidward is such a barnacle."
ReplyDelete"Gee, Squidward. Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can figure out what you just said."
"Happy Leaf Erickson Day!"
"Clear your mind of everything except for fine dining and breathing."
"Fish paste!"
"Can you move it along? I'm running out of time cards."
"Would anyone else like to enter the Fly of Dispare?"
5p0ng3b0b !5 v3ry @w3s0m3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @nd ! l0v3 4ll 5p0ng3b0b 3p!s0d35!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! r34lly r34lly l0v3 !2........... =D
ReplyDeleteomqq yu quys Aree soooooo dumbbbb.!!!!lol
ReplyDeleteis mayonnaise an instrument ?
ReplyDeletespongebob: the secret of love comes from inside
ReplyDeleteplankton: why r u so obsessed with my internal organs?
i do love spongebob..
ReplyDeletebut i love patrick more ^_^
i really really love your though, i learned a lot.. thank you and more power..
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!
ReplyDeleteMy fave quote:
ReplyDeleteSandy- Patrick, don't you have somewhere to be stupid?!
Patrick- Uhhh, not til 4 o clock.
whats the episodes where he's like "please dont cut us up into little pieces and eat them!"? lol!
ReplyDeletei'm practicing my Mystery impersanation...Weeesnaw
ReplyDeleteExcuse me sir, but i believe you dropped your wallet.
ReplyDeleteDoesnt look familiar to me
Are u patrick star?
Yeah
Well i found this id in this wallet. And if thats the case, this must be your wallet
makes sense to me
Then take it
Its not my wallet!!!
hey why did you poke me?????
ReplyDeleteI didn't, merely did this and you happen to be standing there!!!
-a fish
HA HA HA HA
OMG! spongebob i love you this show has been around for so long im 16 now and i watch sponge bob everyday with my brother and sister and we always laugh even though they dont know what it means xD :)
ReplyDeleteSpongebob is my obsession. Plain and simple. <3
ReplyDelete.,i enjoy watching your episodes sPongebob. .!!i love you aLL !!
ReplyDelete.,i enjoy watching your episodes spongEbob !!love the way you laugh . .and i love you all. .
ReplyDeletespongebob and patrick: oh, i'm a goofy goober, ya!
ReplyDeleteYou're a goofy goober, ya!
We're all goofy goobers ya!
Goofy goofy, goober, goober, YA!
i have watched each and every episode at least 6 times!
*i think i watch too much spongebob when i'm supposed to be doing my homework...*
haha! i love spongebob!
ReplyDelete"P-U! what smells like big business?"
"bubblebaths! youre sitting on my friend!" :))
Ohh. Me I almost collect 59 different kinds and spongebob things!
ReplyDeleteI lilililili Love Yah Spongebob!
SPONGEBOB IS AWESOME!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletei know about EVERY LINE from EVERY EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spongebob: AHHH!! a floating shopping list!!!!
Mr. Krabs: im not a shopping list im a ghost!!
Spongebob: AHH!!!
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Spongebob: KRUSTY KRRAYAYAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA YA FOR YOU AND (pauses) MEEEEEEEEEEEEE YA!
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Spongebob: Were ready!!
Patrick: YAY!
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squidward: oops.
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Spongebob: flatter the customer
Patrick: I love you!
Spongebob: We're gonna go crazy!!!!
ReplyDeletePatrick: I'm already hearing voices!
episode: MID-LIFE CRUSTACEAN
went something like this...
ReplyDeleteMr Krabs: You wouldn't know cool if I locked you in the freezer
Spongebob: For your information Squidward has locked me in the freezer so I think I know what cool is.
I know this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cooouuuusssiinnn...
ReplyDelete~Spongebob
:) love that show l0l.
OMG I can't believe you guys forgot about the striped sweater song!!
ReplyDeleteSpongebob: The Best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the Time! One with a collar turtle neck, thats the kind, CAUSE WHEN YOUR WEARING...the...one...special..sweater.
I am a Goofy Goober FOREVER
- smitty werben jager man Jenson <#
Does anyone else realize that these quotes are only from the older episodes? The new episodes suck.
ReplyDeleteI lov spongebob so much i might just marry him. jokes
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ReplyDeleteI LOVE SPONGEBOB SQUARPANTS !! <3 :D
ReplyDeleteaww buddy dont be sad just do what i do when im sad! sit down watch some TV and glug down a carton of drinkable sausage! - Patrick
ReplyDeleteI LOVE U SPONGEBOB UR THE BEST!
ReplyDeletebest cartoon moment in history?
"who you callin pinhead"
-Patrick (;
i love spongebob!!
ReplyDeletespongebob- patrick your genius is showing.
patrick- where?!
what episode is it where spongebob and patrick are talking to eachother and spongebob goes "remember that time..no the other time"
ReplyDeleteBest episode that NO ONE MENTIONED!!! im suprised on one did. Best is: krusty krab training video
ReplyDeleteAnnouncer: sounds like alot of....
Tiny fish: HOOPLA
Announcer: sounds like alot of....
Tiny fish: HOOPLA
Annoucer: sounds like Alot of.....
Tiny fish: HOOPLA! HOOPLA! HOOP- (geta in hit in the head by a brick and falls to the ground)
Announcer: sounds like alot of hoopla to make over a small krabby patty.
Patrick: How much is this?
ReplyDeleteMr. Krabs: Five dollars
Patrick: I only got seven
Mr. Krabs: Deal
Patrick: Patrick Star you are one smart shopper! <3 It
spongebob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish.....FOR 12 HOURS!
ReplyDeleteSP: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.
ReplyDelete*knocks on door, man answers*
P: I love you.
i luuuuuuuvee spongebob he lives in a pineapple underr the seaaa
ReplyDeletealll hail the magic conch!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! :)
ReplyDeletei luv spongebob! rock on little square dude or should i say mr. round pants.
ReplyDelete"What's a felony?"
"Being too darn happy all the time."
"Yeah,lots and lots of felonies!"
lol!xd
All hail the magic conch!
ReplyDeleteall hail the magic conch!!!
ReplyDeletebe the crane...be the crane...
SpongeBob & Patrick r so gr8
ReplyDeleteI smell the smell of something that smells...SMELLY
ReplyDeletethose suck :(
ReplyDeleteLOL i have seen ever spongebob episode!
ReplyDeleteheres a quote!
spongebob: F is for friends that have fun together U is for U and ME N is for anyone anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!
now plankon you try
plankton: F is for fire that burns down the city! u is for-...
Spongebob: no no plankton not like that!
well thats all i got
Life Quotes And Sayings
ReplyDeleteBy: Eleanor Roosevelt)
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." You must do the thing you think you cannot do.
Source: Life quotes and sayings
Spongebob is awesome.
ReplyDeletesb: patrick, i don't think there's any thing worse than a giant bubble!
ReplyDeletePatrick:i know! TWO GIANT BUBBLES! (blows huge bubble)
*bubbles merge into bigger bubble*
sb: i dont think this bubble can possibly get bigger!
patrick: Nonsense! *pulls out air pump and pumps more air into bubble*
Patrick: *trying to sound intelligent* Spongebob, we have technology.
*rips out a computer and smashes it against the dollar bill*
PAINT EPISODE = BEST ONE EVER
oh and the chocolate one too bahahaha so hilarious
and: the krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and, ME-HEEHEE-A-HEEHEE!
at the frycook olympics
*deep frying oil spills onto fish audience accidentally*
Fish: FISHSTICKS! GET YOUR FISHSTICKS!
"I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate...I remember I always HATED IT."
"you rub it on your skin and you live forever!"
"Live forever, eh?"
Sb looking at dumpster outside krusty krab with writing on it that says 'squidward smells":
oh no, someone didnt finish this one...'squidward smells' goooooodd..." *pencils it in*
Patrick: Spongebob! My legs are frozen solid. You're going to have to cut them off with a saw!
Sb: No, Patrick, I can't do that.
Patrick: Why not?
Sb: Because I've already cut off my own arms!
Hillbillies at gas station in SBSP movie
"Will that take mustard? Or Ketchup?!"
Plankton: That naive cube...
Mr. Krabs (wearing a bra that spongebob fired at him): oh no. ya got me. but I'll be back tomorrow. and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day....
"Phone call for Mr. Plankton"
"And the next day, and the next day, and the next day...."
"Magic konch. will i ever get married?"
"Bring it around townnnn"
POOP
people order our patties
"ohhhh poop!"
and the secret ingredient to the krabby pattie is!...dadaladadada dadaladadada dadaladadada! *breathes in* dadaladadada dadaladadada - end episode.
hey squidward! how the *dolphin noise* are you?
spongebob runs by screaming
"HE WANTS TO KICK MY BUTT!"
mob of fish look angrily at elderly fishman
"alright, buddy, how many times do we have to tell you!" mob advances on old fish
old fish: i love the young people!
17 year old guy, still love spongebob
ReplyDelete...i love spongebob!!!...as i love my boy!!!
ReplyDeletespongebob quote:
ReplyDeletebye SQIDWARD,BYE MR.CRABS,BYE SQUIDWARD!
PATRICK:YOU SAID BYE SQUIDWARD TWICE
SB:I like SQUIDWARD!!!
Spongebob I know a lot about head injuries, believe.... *slobbers* *snaps* .... ME. -Patrick
ReplyDelete*walks up to a baby clam*
Patrick- Why is he just he sitting there?
Spongebob- He can't fly yet
Patrick- Why is he stupid?
You gotta love Spongebob!
ReplyDeletegreat!
ReplyDeletei luv spongebob so much :)................o.0
ReplyDeleteSlide whistling is more than just simply tooting on an instument, it's a way of life.
ReplyDelete-Spongebob
I love spongebob! Fan for life! Dont like the new episodes as much tho.
ReplyDeleteFavorite quote: "one hydrodynamic spatula with port and starbird attachments and turbo drive!"- spongebob episode 1
Me and My cousin Destiny used to watch Spongebob marathons for hours!!!!! then something devastating happened.... Phineas and Ferb came out.... now shes all about Phineas and Ferb and whenever I suggest we watch spongebob she tells me how stupid Spongebob is... its really depressing. We were so obsessed, we PERFORMED THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE AT CHRISTMAS TIME FOR MY GRANDPARENTS!!! but thats all over now... cuz of stupid phineas and ferb... LAME
ReplyDeleteGARY THE SNAIL. YOU ARE GOING TO EAT YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT! -Spongebob.
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S MR. DR. Professor Patrick to you-Patrick
ReplyDeletepatrick: once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle...he was soo ugly that everyone died...The end.Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteOnly the quote i know is " a put a dime in me pants! or b put a dime in me pants! Or c put a dime in me pants!" i do not know where the episode to find that quote but patrick said "it's a giraffe!" but someone should say it is not. Here is the last and biggest quote of all, " you know, he wumbo, she wumbo, we he wumbo, all wumbo, come on spongebob this is first grade! And last quote i know is, "are you squidward? It's okay. Take your time."
ReplyDeleteOnly the quote i know is " a put a dime in me pants! or b put a dime in me pants! Or c put a dime in me pants!" i do not know where the episode to find that quote but patrick said "it's a giraffe!" but someone should say it is not. Here is the last and biggest quote of all, " you know, he wumbo, she wumbo, we he wumbo, all wumbo, come on spongebob this is first grade! And last quote i know is, "are you squidward? It's okay. Take your time."
ReplyDelete"I wumbo. You wumbo. He- she- me... wumbo. Wumbo; Wumboing; We'll have thee wumbo; Wumborama; Wumbology; the study of Wumbo. Come on, Spongebob it's first grade!"
ReplyDelete"I wumbo. You wumbo. He- she- me... wumbo. Wumbo; Wumboing; We'll have thee wumbo; Wumborama; Wumbology; the study of Wumbo. Come on, Spongebob it's first grade!"
ReplyDelete"Do you smell it? That smell... a kind of smelly smell...a smelly smell that smells...smelly."
ReplyDeleteIve loved and watched spongebob sense I was born... its so funny my mom whos 40 watch it together every week night:)
ReplyDeleteHaha?!?
ReplyDeleteIts like all Spongebob nerds have come together:) anyways i like this one...
ReplyDelete"Loser, Loooser. Hey Ive heard this call before!"
"Ill bet you have..."
ooohhh..great spongebob..L.O.L..
ReplyDeletei really2x love you..♥♥♥
I love the one were Spongebob blows a bubble that is a elephant and Partick "ahahah it's a giraffe." LOL that cracks me up. LOVE u SPNGEBOB AND PARTICK FOREVER BABY!!!!
ReplyDeleteBest day ever!!!! by Spongebob
ReplyDeleteI love hiM!!!!!!!
Post this quote.. "I heard u and squidward were playing door slam"
ReplyDeleteHey anonymous, im sb's biggest fan! I have , bracelets lockets wallpaper posters bed covers blankets toys a torch slippers clothes night clothes shoes gloves hats ,USB memory stick, socks stickers books bags, purses bubble bath lip balm necklaces putty bubble blower magazines and a beanbag and so many clothes tht i cant even name them all cus they wont fit!!!!
ReplyDeleteI so want the spongebob superfan back!!!!!!
NICKELODEON PLEASE DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I can't read! -Plankton's Cousin
ReplyDeletei <3 spongebob with all my heart.These r my favorite quotes:
ReplyDelete-Patrick: Is mayonaise an instrument?
-Spongebob: Patrick, your genius is showing!
-Patrick: Who u callin' pinhead?!
Haahhahahaa Spongebob roxxx :D
I LOVE PATRICK STAR.<3
ReplyDeleteCause when I need a JOB done (pokes Squidward's nose), I get someone with a JOB (pokes Squidward's nose again) to doooo that JOBBB! -- Spongebob. LOL
ReplyDelete"Donate to the Children's Fund? Why? What have children ever done for me?" -- Mr. Krabs.
Haha, love this show!
..spongebob izz d best...
ReplyDeletelol so funny i love spongebob !
ReplyDeleteBwhahaha love it <3
ReplyDelete-Val Loves Kye Kye
Hillbillies at gas station: You won't last 2 seconds of the county line!
ReplyDeleteSponge drives over the line and the car get's stolen.
SB: How long was that?
Hillbillies: 12 seconds
SB&Pat: Yea ( celebrating )
HAHA I love spongebob <3
The old Spongebob were better.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why some guys say Tom and Jerry is the best toon when only an episode of spongebob squarepants can crack ya ribs...LOVE U MUCH SPONGEE!!y an episode of spongebob squarepants can crack ya ribs...LOVE U MUCH SPONGEE!!
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