Alton Brown

Warning: if you’ve received an email from me…you probably didn’t. - Alton Brown

I am after all a Georgia boy despite the fact that I was born in California. (Both my parents were from Georgia...they just got a little lost when they got married is all). - Alton Brown


someone out there may suspect that I don’t know my grits... which is almost too much for me to bare. - Alton Brown

I have decided to move from the planet. I’m sorry but I simply cannot remain on a world where Paris Hilton is allowed to publish “memoirs”. - Alton Brown

If that thought-provoking line doesn’t calm your overwrought culinary sensibilities, then try this one from Flo down at Mel’s Diner. “Kiss my grits.” - Alton Brown

And if ya don't like it ye can git yer own dang cookin' show. - Alton Brown

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