Jim Carey Quotes

If I'm not back in a five minutes, wait longer. - Jim Carey - Ace Ventura Pet Dective

Its exactly two seconds 'til I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head! - Jim Carey - The Mask

Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then. - Jim Carey - Ace Ventura Pet Dective

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger. - Jim Carey - Ace Ventura Pet Dective

No, it wasn't me, it was the one armed men. - Jim Carey - The Mask

Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat. - Jim Carey - Dumb and Dumber

That's it, I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pet's heads are falling off!!

Yeah and your ugly. - Jim Carey - Ace Ventura Pet Detective

It's party time. P, A, R, T. Why? Because I gotta! - Jim Carey - The Mask

Fi, fy, fo, fum, I smell the fingerprints of scum. - Jim Carey - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

One man's toxic waste is another man's potpourri. - Jim Carey - How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful and triumphant. - Jim Carey - How the Grinch Stole Christmas

You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music. - Jim Carey - The Cable Guy
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  1. great jokes and cool sayings

  2. "My love is like a rose and I'm feeling a little thorny." - Jim Carey in The Mask.