Archive for March 2005

SpongeBob Squarepants Quotes

Guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess! - Spongebob Squarepant Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. Yo...

BAM! - Emeril Lagasse This is so good, you can eat it off a bumper. - Emeril Lagasse Let's kick it up a notch! - Emeril Lagasse Oh...

Warning: if you’ve received an email from me…you probably didn’t. - Alton Brown I am after all a Georgia boy despite the fact that I was b...

If I'm not back in a five minutes, wait longer. - Jim Carey - Ace Ventura Pet Dective Its exactly two seconds 'til I honk your nos...

I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time. - Martha Stewart I have done nothing wrong. - Martha Stew...

Mr. Freeze, give yourself up. We can get help for you... medical help! - Batman Why is a woman in love like a welder? Because they both ca...

I was thinking... I'm glad computers are better at instructions than a human. if, for example, I had told my computer to download a fol...

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. - Bugs Bunny OOH! Look at four-legged airplane! - Bugs Bunny Carrots ...

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. - Hom...

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day just exactly fits in the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfield I was t...

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle ...

If chicken gets salmonella, does that mean salmon gets chickenella?

"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright. "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on ...

My waist line is like the universe; constantly expanding.