Beam me up Scotty - Captain KirkSpock, will you please sit down! - Captain Kirk
Where's that torpedo? - Captain Kirk
Vulcans never bluff. - Spock
You! What PLANET is this! - Dr. McCoy
I'm attempting to construct a mnemonic memory circuit, using stone knives and bearskins. - Spock
Mister Chekov, I think you've earned your pay for the week. - Kirk
Doctor, if you don't cease your meddling, I will most certainly break your neck! - Dr. McCoy
We come in peace. - Captain Kirk
I guess you'll have to fire me, sir. - Scott
Sir, you are a superb starship captain. But as a taxi driver, you leave much to be desired. - Spock
Spock, wheres the power you promised? - Captain Kirk
You can't appreciate Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon. - Chang
Logic is the beginning of wisdom; not the end. - Spock
Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim. - Kirk
Live long and prosper - Spock
Spock. This child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do....spank it? - Dr. McCoy
Don't call me Tiny - Sulu
Shut-up, Spock! We're rescuing you! - McCoy
I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day! - McCoy
Everyone remember where we parked. - Captain Kirk
I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers! - Captain Kirk
Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist. - Spock
He's dead, Jim - McCoy
Live long and prosper. - Spock
Many Myths are based on truth - Spock
Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word. - McCoy
Where're you gonna find Spock's brain? - McCoy
I cannot guarantee that she'll hold up. - Scott
How can you think of food at a time like this? - McCoy
Torpedoes ready, sir. - Chekov
Remember. - Spock
What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor? - Dr. McCoy
I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer. - Dr. McCoy
I'm a doctor, not a coal miner. - Dr. McCoy
I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist. - Dr. McCoy
I'm a doctor, not an escalator. - Dr. McCoy
I'm a doctor, not an engineer. - Dr. McCoy
I'm a doctor, not a mechanic. - Dr. McCoy
I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist. - Dr. McCoy
Well, are you a doctor or aren't you? - Captain Kirk
There Star Trek TOS quotes are awesome, dude.
ReplyDeleteOMG, I love Star Trek!!! these quotes made me LOL SOOO bad!!! you should throw a few of Kirk's rotten pickup lines in there, along with "is there anyone on this ship who, even REMOTELY, looks like satan-Kirk to Spock at the end of The Apple." that's one of my favs. also, the one about beaming the Tribbles to the Klingons. that's classic.
ReplyDeleteStar Trek , One of My Favorite ! The collection is awesome ... ! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteHe never once says "beam me up scotty".
ReplyDeleteNext time some one asks you how you are doing "Spock" them. Say, "i sm functioning within normal parameters
ReplyDeletefor a carbon based unit." If they ask you to smile, say "I see no reason at this time to immulate an insincere primate fear face."
Next time someone asks you how you're doing "Spock" them. Say "I believe that I am functioning within acceptable perimeters for a carbon based unit." When people tell you to smile, say "I see no reason at this time to display an insincere primate fear face."
ReplyDeleteNext time someone asks you how you're doing "Spock" them. Say "I believe that I am functioning within acceptable perimeters for a carbon based unit." When people tell you to smile, say "I see no reason at this time to display an insincere primate fear face."
ReplyDeleteLove it!!!!
ReplyDeleteSpecially the last 8 quotes!
I am looking for the quote from I think it was Spock, something to the effect: The needs of the many can sometimes outweigh the needs of the one. This is a paraphrase of the quote, but I cannot find it anywhere..??? Does anyone know where it is....
ReplyDeleteOne that always comes to mind is Scott's, "Captain, I'm doing the best I can." Or some such. Always reminds me that even at warp, we've got our limitations and aren't fast enough.
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