Chris Rock quotes

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” -Chris Rock

“Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystander .”  - Chris Rock

“You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.” - Chris Rock

“Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.”  - - Chris Rock

“I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' ”   - Chris Rock

“Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.”   - Chris Rock

“George Bush hates midgets.”   - Chris Rock

“Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.”   - Chris Rock

“Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!”   - Chris Rock

“No Sex in the Champagne Room”   - Chris Rock

“You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.”    - Chris Rock

“Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.”   - Chris Rock

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