Chris Rock quotes

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” -Chris Rock

“Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystander .”  - Chris Rock

“You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.” - Chris Rock

“Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.”  - - Chris Rock

“I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' ”   - Chris Rock

“Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.”   - Chris Rock

“George Bush hates midgets.”   - Chris Rock

“Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.”   - Chris Rock

“Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!”   - Chris Rock

“No Sex in the Champagne Room”   - Chris Rock

“You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.”    - Chris Rock

“Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.”   - Chris Rock

Daffy Duck Quotes

"Ha! Pronoun problems. It's not 'shoot you, shoot you', it's 'shoot me, shoot me'. So, go ahead, shoot ME, shoot ME BLAM!... You're Despicable." - Daffy Duck

"Aha! Pronoun trouble!"- Daffy Duck

"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."- Daffy Duck

"Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!"- Daffy Duck

"Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!"- Daffy Duck

"If HE'S a DUCK, then I'm a dirty skunk! BLAM!"- Daffy Duck

"I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob. That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."- Daffy Duck

"You're Despicable"- Daffy Duck

"I'm going cuckoo, woo hoo"- Daffy Duck

"Watch it, Bub!"- Daffy Duck

"I know, I know, but I can only do it once"- Daffy Duck

"Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire"- Daffy Duck

"It’s supply and demand! They supply the ghost, and I demand the money!"- Daffy Duck

"You wasted a wish! I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose!"- Daffy Duck

"Wait! I haven’t tried toadying, kowtowing and butt-kissing yet! I’m still begging here!"- Daffy Duck

"I can't help it, I'm a greedy slob"- Daffy Duck

"Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha - THRUST!"- Daffy Duck

"Yikes, and away!"- Daffy Duck

"Ha Ha, it is to laugh"- Daffy Duck

"Down here? What are you doing up there? Down Here!"- Daffy Duck

Steve Jobs Quotes

A lot of companies have chosen to downsize, and maybe that was the right thing for them. We chose a different path. Our belief was that if we kept putting great products in front of customers, they would continue to open their wallets.
-Steve Jobs-

In most people's vocabularies, design means veneer. It's interior decorating. It's the fabric of the curtains of the sofa. But to me, nothing could be further from the meaning of design. Design is the fundamental soul of a human-made creation that ends up expressing itself in successive outer layers of the product or service.
-Steve Jobs-

The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.
-Steve Jobs-

I'm the only person I know that's lost a quarter of a billion dollars in one year.... It's very character-building.
-Steve Jobs-, Apple Confidential 2.0

Quality is more important than quantity. One home run is much better than two doubles.
-Steve Jobs-, Business Week

I'm convinced that about half of what separates the successful entrepreneurs from the non-successful ones is pure perseverance.
-Steve Jobs-, Interview, 1995

Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life.
-Steve Jobs-, Stanford Commencement Address, 2005

You can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backward. -Steve Job-

"It's really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people don't know what they want until you show it to them."
-Steve Jobs-, BusinessWeek, 1998

"Picasso had a saying. He said 'Good artists copy, great artists steal.' And we have always been shameless about stealing great ideas. ... I think part of what made the Macintosh great was that the people working on it were musicians and poets and artists and zoologists and historians who also happened to be the best computer scientists in the world." -Steve Jobs-, "Triumph of the Nerds: The Rise of Accidental Empires," 1996

"Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren't used to an environment where excellence is expected." -Steve Jobs-

"Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. ... Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful ... that's what matters to me." -Steve Jobs- ,The Wall Street Journal, 1993

"I want to put a ding in the universe." -Steve Jobs-

"What a computer is to me is the most remarkable tool that we have ever come up with. It's the equivalent of a bicycle for our minds." -Steve Jobs- , "Memory and Imagination: New Pathways to the Library of Congress," 1991