Batman and Robin Quotes

Mr. Freeze, give yourself up. We can get help for you... medical help! - Batman

Why is a woman in love like a welder? Because they both carry a torch! - Batman

Egads! What sorcery is this? There was enough paralyzing gas in that cork to keep ordinary men
unconscious for hours! - Joker

You've tripped on one of your tricks this time, Joker! - Robin


No use, Joker! I knew you'd employ your sneezing powder, so I took an Anti-Allergy Pill! Instead of a SNEEZE, I've caught YOU, COLD! - Batman

Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied! - Penguin

Holy bill of rights, Batman! - Robin

Holy haberdashery, Batman! - Robin

Holy atomic pile, Batman! - Robin

Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods! - Robin

Holey rusted metal, Batman! The ground. It's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey. - Robin

The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them, it's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations; guiding our destiny. - Robin

The opposite of a girl is a boy! - Robin

It's Alfred's emergency belt-buckle Bat-call signal! He's in trouble! - Batman

I never touch spirits. Have you some milk? - Batman

Same Bat time, Same bat channel. - Narrator

Come on, Robin, to the Bat Cave! There's not a moment to lose! - Batman

Wait til they getta loada me - Joker

Never rub another man's rhubarb. - Joker

I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy. - Joker

You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights! - Riddler

Tell the fat lady she's on in five. - Riddler

I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms. - Robin

So many people to kill... so little time. - Poision Ivy

Tonight, hell freezes over! - Mr Freeze

It was noble of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo. He gave his life for ours - Batman

Bless my dustpan! - Alfred

Holy demolition, Batman! - Robin

Holy heart failure, Batman! - Robin

Holy Long John Silver, Batman! - Robin

Holy Captain Nemo, Batman! - Robin

Holy costume party, Batman! - Robin

The batcomputer is none too frisky today, Batman. - Robin

It's all a blur. Like a horrible day-mare. - Robin

You she-devil! Have you short-circuited Batman's brain? - Robin

I bet Batman is the only one in the world with a hand steady enough to paint false fingerprints. - Robin

An older head can't be put on younger shoulders. - Batman


Stop fiddling with that atomic pile and come down here! - Batman

Careful, Robin. Both hands on the Bat-rope. - Batman

Remember Robin, always look both ways. - Batman

Of course, Robin. Even crime-fighters must eat. And especially you. You're a growing boy and you need your nutrition. - Batman

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - Batman

It's sometimes difficult to think clearly when you're strapped to a printing press. - Batman

This is torture, at its most bizarre and terrible. - Batman

If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it? - Batman

Since there is no life on Mars as we know it, there can be no intelligible Marsish language. - Batman

Whatever is fair in love and war is also fair in crimefighting. - Batman

Planting a timebomb in a local library is a felony. - Batman