Batman and Robin Quotes

Mr. Freeze, give yourself up. We can get help for you... medical help! - Batman

Why is a woman in love like a welder? Because they both carry a torch! - Batman

Egads! What sorcery is this? There was enough paralyzing gas in that cork to keep ordinary men
unconscious for hours! - Joker

You've tripped on one of your tricks this time, Joker! - Robin

No use, Joker! I knew you'd employ your sneezing powder, so I took an Anti-Allergy Pill! Instead of a SNEEZE, I've caught YOU, COLD! - Batman

Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied! - Penguin
Holy bill of rights, Batman! - Robin

Holy haberdashery, Batman! - Robin

Holy atomic pile, Batman! - Robin

Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods! - Robin

Holey rusted metal, Batman! The ground. It's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey. - Robin

The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them, it's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations; guiding our destiny. - Robin

The opposite of a girl is a boy! - Robin

It's Alfred's emergency belt-buckle Bat-call signal! He's in trouble! - Batman

I never touch spirits. Have you some milk? - Batman

Same Bat time, Same bat channel. - Narrator

Come on, Robin, to the Bat Cave! There's not a moment to lose! - Batman

Wait til they getta loada me - Joker

Never rub another man's rhubarb. - Joker

I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy. - Joker

You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights! - Riddler

Tell the fat lady she's on in five. - Riddler

I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms. - Robin

So many people to kill... so little time. - Poision Ivy

Tonight, hell freezes over! - Mr Freeze

It was noble of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo. He gave his life for ours - Batman

Bless my dustpan! - Alfred

Holy demolition, Batman! - Robin

Holy heart failure, Batman! - Robin

Holy Long John Silver, Batman! - Robin

Holy Captain Nemo, Batman! - Robin

Holy costume party, Batman! - Robin

The batcomputer is none too frisky today, Batman. - Robin

It's all a blur. Like a horrible day-mare. - Robin

You she-devil! Have you short-circuited Batman's brain? - Robin

I bet Batman is the only one in the world with a hand steady enough to paint false fingerprints. - Robin

An older head can't be put on younger shoulders. - Batman


Stop fiddling with that atomic pile and come down here! - Batman

Careful, Robin. Both hands on the Bat-rope. - Batman

Remember Robin, always look both ways. - Batman

Of course, Robin. Even crime-fighters must eat. And especially you. You're a growing boy and you need your nutrition. - Batman

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - Batman

It's sometimes difficult to think clearly when you're strapped to a printing press. - Batman

This is torture, at its most bizarre and terrible. - Batman

If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it? - Batman

Since there is no life on Mars as we know it, there can be no intelligible Marsish language. - Batman

Whatever is fair in love and war is also fair in crimefighting. - Batman

Planting a timebomb in a local library is a felony. - Batman


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48 comments:

  1. "some days you just can't get rid of a bomb"- Batman

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  2. The best and most pathetic Robin line ever:

    "Holy hole in the donut, Batman" - Robin

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  3. IM BATANS BIGGEST FAN EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  4. What does "Pickle me this, Batman?" mean? Is it a line from a Batman movie?

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  5. OMG! Who can forget "Holy strawberries Batman! We're in a jam!"

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  6. I am writing my dissertation on the evolution of comic books. I am doing a chapter on the uses of comic books in education. Does anyone know a classic Robin saying along the lines of 'Holy Calculus, Batman' but obviously one that exists.

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  7. whose batan? cuz i know that i am BATMAN'S biggest fan ever.

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  8. holy Kleenex batman, it was right under our nose's and we blow it !!!!!!!

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  9. "quik robin hand me the shark repelant bat-spray" lol

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  10. I've got one! It's from the old Batman animated series.
    "Holy air-tight alibi!"

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  11. "G-Willikers! Batman!"-Robin

    IM ROBIN FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR!!!!! CHHHHEEEEEYYYAAAA

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  12. I could swear there was a time on the TV show when Robin had cause to say "Holy Stuck in a Frozen Teapot, Batman!"

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  13. O man dont forget
    Great Merlin's Ghost Batman!" -Robin

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  14. As a kid this went right over my head, "Holy nine months of trouble, Batman!"

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  15. holy tea bags batman - robin

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  16. Holy calculus, Batman. Don't let your friends drink and derive.

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  17. Holy differentials Batman I calculus we have 15 minutes before Gotham is levelled.

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  18. Holy Shenanigans Batman!!!!!!

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  19. You may call me boss.December 18, 2009 11:03 PM

    Robin's quotes are always useful.

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  20. Robin: "Holy molars! Am I ever glad I take good care of my teeth!"
    Batman: "True. You owe your life to dental hygiene."


    Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!"
    Batman: "Easily."
    Robin: "Easily."
    Batman: "Good grammar is essential, Robin."
    Robin: "Thank you."
    Batman: "You're welcome."

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  21. "Robin, stand in front of me, I think I've ripped my leotards." - Batman

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  22. Holy matrimony, Batman!!

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  23. I would pay money to hear robin say " holy crack-pipe batman!"

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  24. :) This list is perfect. You've got all the ones that worked. :)

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  25. omg i cant believe u forgot this one

    riddle me this riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, bad, bat? Riddler

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  26. Does anyone know a classic Robin saying along the lines of 'Holy Calculus, Batman' but obviously one that exists

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  27. Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and WE BLEW IT!

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  28. Anonymous said...
    Holy calculus, Batman. Don't let your friends drink and derive.

    8:52 AM
    Anonymous said...
    Holy differentials Batman I calculus we have 15 minutes before Gotham is levelled

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  29. Anonymous said...
    Holy calculus, Batman. Don't let your friends drink and derive.

    8:52 AM
    Anonymous said...
    Holy differentials Batman I calculus we have 15 minutes before Gotham is levelled

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  30. Holy Strawberries Batman! We're in a Jam!

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  31. Leaping lizards batman!

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  32. "Holy Toledo Batman" - Robin

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  33. Life Quotes And Sayings
    By: Eleanor Roosevelt)
    You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." You must do the thing you think you cannot do.

    Source: Lifequotes and sayings

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  34. "holy heartbreak miss kitka"
    Robin

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  35. Holy crystal ball, Batman! How did you see that coming?

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  36. When Catwoman kissed Batman on the rooftop: "Holy microwave, Batman!"

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  37. Holy whack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're effing right!!!
    -Eminem "Business"
    Several (made up) Batman references embedded in this song!

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  38. I AM ROBIN THE BOY WONDERS MEGA HUGE WITH THE UNIVERSE ON TOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:() Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  39. Batman is the greatest superhero. Ever :)

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  40. Holy horseshoe, Batman! Some luck landing on this rubber foam.

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  41. Holy Tweed - Simmons BatMan bahaha cuz ya Know it its the #ROYALROCKWEDDING.
    And Batman your invited bahaha

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  42. I AM THE BIGGEST BATMAN FAN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

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  43. ATTENTION ALL WAL_MART SHOPPERS... Testicles... that is all

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  44. To the Bat Cave!

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