Steve Martin Quotes

I want a Hamburger. - Steve Martin - The Pink Panther

Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything! - Steve Martin

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty. - Steve Martin

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

I am a wild and crazy guy! - Steve Martin

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. - Steve Martin

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness. - Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. - Steve Martin

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Steve Martin

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. - Steve Martin

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. - Steve Martin

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well. - Steve Martin

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. - Steve Martin

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. - Steve Martin
You son of a motherless goat! - Steve Martin

She had the personality of a ZIP code in Kansas! - Steve Martin

A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true. - Steve Martin

I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers. - Steve Martin

Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains. - Steve Martin

Let us just say: I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it, because I was so happy all the time. - Steve Martin

I know we've only known each other 4 weeks and 3 days, but to me it seems like 9 weeks and 5 days. - Steve Martin

The greatest thing you can do is suprise yourself. - Steve Martin

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. - Steve Martin

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them. - Steve Martin
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  1. why is Steve Martin funny?
    Because I know this!