Agnes: It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
Gru: Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?
Gru: It's just that your face is so... Como es burro.
Hattie:Oh! Why, thank you!
Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty! the minions cheer
Gru: "Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray!"
Stuart the Minion: "Whaaaa!?"
Vector: "You done been shrunk!"
Gru :You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze, or barf, or fart. So no, no, no annoying sounds, alright?
Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas! the minions cheers stop
Aww man.. My catapillar never turned into a butterfly That's a cheeto..
Gru: You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.
Agnes: Does this count as annoying? [squishes her cheeks] Talking to his neighbor.
Gru: Your dog has been leaving bombs in my yard.
Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs... they go where they want!
Gru: Not if they're dead.
Vector: Curse you, tiny toilet!
Gru: That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously...Asking the kids.
Gru: Did you brush your teeth?
Gru: You did NOT!
Agnes: It's soo FLUFFY!!