No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you kn...
Read More
SpongeBob Squarepants Quotes
Guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess! - Spongebob Squarepant Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. Yo...
Read More
Emeril Lagasse Quotes
BAM! - Emeril Lagasse This is so good, you can eat it off a bumper. - Emeril Lagasse Let's kick it up a notch! - Emeril Lagasse Oh...
Read More
Alton Brown
Warning: if you’ve received an email from me…you probably didn’t. - Alton Brown I am after all a Georgia boy despite the fact that I was b...
Read More
Jim Carey Quotes
If I'm not back in a five minutes, wait longer. - Jim Carey - Ace Ventura Pet Dective Its exactly two seconds 'til I honk your nos...
Read More
Martha Stewart Quotes
I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time. - Martha Stewart I have done nothing wrong. - Martha Stew...
Read More
Batman and Robin Quotes
Mr. Freeze, give yourself up. We can get help for you... medical help! - Batman Why is a woman in love like a welder? Because they both ca...
Read More
Robert Brodrecht
I was thinking... I'm glad computers are better at instructions than a human. if, for example, I had told my computer to download a fol...
Read More
Classic Bugs Bunny Quotes
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. - Bugs Bunny OOH! Look at four-legged airplane! - Bugs Bunny Carrots ...
Read More
Homer J. Simpson
Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. - Hom...
Read More
Jerry Seinfield
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day just exactly fits in the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfield I was t...
Read More
W. C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle ...
Read More
Salmonella
If chicken gets salmonella, does that mean salmon gets chickenella?
Read More
"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright. "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on ...
Read More
The Universe...
My waist line is like the universe; constantly expanding.
Read More
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe tryi...
Read More
Well Well Well...
3 deep subjects...
Read More
Great Yogi Bear Quotes
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up I change bats.... After all, if I know it isn...
Read More
What is Action?
Actions are greater than words. A picture is worth 1000 words. The human eye's perception of motion is 24 frames per second. Conclusion....
Read More
Subscribe to:
Posts
(
Atom
)