"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." Rich Cook.
"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer." Rita May Brown
"Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers." Leonard Brandwein.
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Rita Mae Brown.
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." Dick Cavett.
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." Dave Edison.
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"Art Hoppe.
"I would have made a good Pope." Richard Nixon.
"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net." Bob Dole.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president." Hillary Clinton