“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” -Chris Rock“Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystander .” - Chris Rock
“You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.” - Chris Rock
“Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.” - - Chris Rock
“I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' ” - Chris Rock
“Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.” - Chris Rock
“George Bush hates midgets.” - Chris Rock
“Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.” - Chris Rock
“Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!” - Chris Rock
“No Sex in the Champagne Room” - Chris Rock
“You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.” - Chris Rock
“Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.” - Chris Rock
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